I stopped watching the Office 3 seasons ago.

Is it even worth going back and catching up on?

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I get to spend the next 48 hours doing WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO WITH NARY A CARE IN THE WORLD AND WITHOUT HAVING TO KEEP MY CHILD FROM KILLING HIMSELF IN SOME MANNER.

I’m sure I’ll also miss him but…yea mostly concerned about the “nary a care” bit.

Awwww, yea son.

Headed to Maryland to see one of my favorite people ever this afternoon!

"Winfree’s cigarettes and guns. Sell stuff to kill you, or sell stuff to kill someone else…."

— Dads speak the truth.

Lunch with Opa! #nocellphonesinside

Lunch with Opa! #nocellphonesinside

caitydru:

heywhysoserious:

kimbaland:

You wouldn’t go up and touch a child that you didn’t know/wasn’t yours without permission, would you?*

Then don’t approach me and pet my dogs without asking me first.

Thanks.

*If you would, you probably shouldn’t.

Yes. Yes. Yes.. OMG YES. For one, hi parents, don’t teach…

I had some guy give me a dirty look because I told him I wasn’t comfortable with his daughter petting June. He did the right thing and asked, but sometimes I’m not sure how June will react. She usually barks at all strangers and even though she’s cute, she’s highly protective. I was reluctant, but I held her head and let the little girl pet June. The dirty look wasn’t necessary when ultimately I was looking out for his daughter’s safety.

We have been really pleasantly surprised by the little tykes around us that ask before petting the pups.

Every parent should teach their child proper dog etiquette. For their own safety.

And my sanity…

It’s Poshmark for those who asked

Your neighborhood sketchy online consignment shop.

Actually I can’t complain I have made like $400 so far and gotten a lululemon top for a STEAL.

But it’s also annoying so…you have been warned!

No, I’m just an asshole who thinks my old clutch is worth that much…

No, I’m just an asshole who thinks my old clutch is worth that much…

jaclynday:

I really love J.Crew’s glitter wedges ($265), but the price is ridiculous. Steven by Steve Madden’s similar pair costs $166 less at $99. 

These are perfection for those of us whose significant others are the same height as we are…

jaclynday:

I really love J.Crew’s glitter wedges ($265), but the price is ridiculous. Steven by Steve Madden’s similar pair costs $166 less at $99. 

These are perfection for those of us whose significant others are the same height as we are…

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Having someone else ball my yarn is the jam.  Also that sounds lazy.  And dirty.

Having someone else ball my yarn is the jam. Also that sounds lazy. And dirty.