ellewcee:

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

+1

Thank you, USAA, for refunding ATM fees to your members.

(Source: peetahales, via sesigsss)

If you are perpetually turning to Facebook begging for a last-minute babysitter….

…..maybe it’s time to just find yourself an actual babysitter.

I realize people have cancellations, but this particular annoyance is perpetrated by a certain set of family members who refuse to let a “stranger” watch their son, but have no problem begging random facebook acquaintances for help every other week.

Whose decision was it to put this clown on Parks and Rec?  

I keep waiting for him to calm the eff down or, preferably, go the eff away, and it is not happening.

Whose decision was it to put this clown on Parks and Rec?

I keep waiting for him to calm the eff down or, preferably, go the eff away, and it is not happening.

My goal is to some day attend Coachella dressed entirely in Ann Taylor apparel.

Actual work uniform. 

Hashtag dream job.

Actual work uniform.

Hashtag dream job.

A friendly reminder as the days start to heat up.

Tbt. Getting too close to 2 years, guys.

Tbt. Getting too close to 2 years, guys.

lifeandeliza:

Very cool infographic showing the suspected depth of Flight 370.

If you are a visual person like yours truly, this is fascinating and really hits home just how difficult this search is.

Fun fact: during nap time, I laze around the house dressed like a member of the Duggar family.

Fun fact: during nap time, I laze around the house dressed like a member of the Duggar family.

Is it just me….

Or is this the most awkwardly phrased job posting you have ever read? It starts off fine, but goes downhill around halfway through, and just seems like it’s TRYING SO HARD.

I have neither read nor written a professional paragraph in three years now [CUE LEONARDO DICAPRIO LEVEL INTERNAL SCREAMING] so my radar for idiocy in the workplace might be a tad off….

Administrative Assistant Duties:

Actively participates in the management of the activity or organization by performing a wide variety of clerical and administrative support duties. Serves as the central point of contact for matters related to day-to-day operations. Applies knowledge of the organization, its functions and regulations to carryout a wide variety of administrative functions related to the organization and its mission (e.g., personnel, accounting, budget, purchasing, logistics and supply, transportation, security, etc). Exercises independent judgement. Composes operating procedures and sets internal priorities to generate improvements in administrative services. An extensive knowledge of rules, operations, and practices, and judgment in locating and selecting the most appropriate guidelines is required. Performs other duties related to office automation requiring a skill in general office machines, software, and the internet/intranet.

Like…should I choose to apply, can I kindly imply in my cover letter that my first order of business would be rewriting this job posting?